slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

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stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

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plot twist: an actual teenager would play the role of a teenager in a movie
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Years of love have been forgot
In the hatred of a minute
— Edgar Allan Poe (via the-hatred-machine)
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kuroganemoofin:

Oh cool a manga that Stan Lee helped with

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Lets see what its like….

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Stan why

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deepteadiver:

The real question is how did Mark Ruffalo manage to score the url markruffalo

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audentiax asked: Gatsby x Javert

chrolloneon:

"OLD SPORT" GATSBY SCREAM AS HE FLY DOWN THE HGIHG WAY. OH SHIT HERE CUM GATSBY IN HIS NEW RIDE

what was he running from?? his past???? u can remeat the past, old spirt. why of course yu can. but you cant outrun……….THE LAW

gatsby checked his mirrors lik a responsivble driver before accidentall running over ten pedestrians and another car. behind him there were flashing blue lghts. “old sport” he grubled. its the police

does gasby give a fuck?? they dont call him the grep gatsby for nothing. he turned on the turbo speed and drove like a NASCAR man. but THE LAW was faster. THE LAW shot down the road like javert goign off the bridge

(wait that was a spoiler)

"I AM THE LAW" bellow a voice from behind gabby. it was havert. he leap onto gatsbys car like a tiger from rebvolutionary era france. but a musical one.

"im running from my past old sport" gasty exasperated. "get out fo here"

"fuck THAT" scream javert, except he was singing. he put handcuffs on gatsby. 

"old sport" gatsby sported. 

"AND IM JAVERT" scream javert.

gastby went to prison for nine years. but then he escaped and became the mayor of a small frienc town and actually you know how this goes idont need to narrate

but it wasns a loaf of bread he stole. not this time. this time……..

it was javers heart.

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variablehoney:

What did Oliver Twist say to the man in charge of the campfire?

Please sir, can I have smore?

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What did Oliver Twist say to the man in charge of the campfire?

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